1. THINGY
COWBOY FAN....... Any part under a car's hood.
EAGLES FAN..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE
COWBOY FAN.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
EAGLES FAN.......Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION
COWBOY FAN... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
EAGLES FAN...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip.
4. COMMITMENT
COWBOY FAN.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
EAGLES FAN...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT
COWBOY FAN.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
EAGLES FAN...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE
COWBOY FAN.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
EAGLES FAN...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE
COWBOY FAN...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
EAGLES FAN….... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL
COWBOY FAN.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
EAGLES FAN...... A device for scanning all 375 channels every 5 minutes.