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1. THINGY
 COWBOY FAN....... Any part under a car's hood.
 EAGLES FAN..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
 
2. VULNERABLE
 COWBOY FAN.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to  
  another.
 EAGLES FAN.......Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION
 COWBOY FAN... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
 one's partner.

 EAGLES FAN...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing
 trip.


4. COMMITMENT
  COWBOY FAN.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
  EAGLES FAN...... Trying not to hit on other women while out
 with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT
  COWBOY FAN.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
  EAGLES FAN...... Anything that can be done while drinking
 beer.


6. FLATULENCE
 COWBOY FAN.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
 EAGLES FAN...... A source of entertainment, self-expression,
 male bonding.


7. MAKING LOVE
 
COWBOY FAN...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
 can achieve.

 EAGLES FAN….... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we
 do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL
 COWBOY FAN.... A device for changing from one TV channel to
 another.

 EAGLES FAN...... A device for scanning all 375 channels every 5
 minutes.
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